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Posted 10 hours ago
It can’t be. Rory’s not here.
(Source: lookatthelights)
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Posted 17 hours ago
- Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
- Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
- Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.
Posted 17 hours ago
guys I’m never pausing icarly again what the fuck is happening here
NEVER
AGAIN
Let’s not forget
I love how theres the “G” symbol at the top and then BAM breast
wh
those are boobs
they didnt censor it
boobs
on
a
fucking
kids
show
.
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.
.
how
you really believe that the boobs aren’t photoshoped
Posted 17 hours ago
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
my boyfriend and I are trying to figure out how to take shirts off “like a guy”
from what we’ve got so far, it’s fucking stupid looking
I tried, but punched myself in the head instead.
(Source: princessveroni)
